You can really hate your best friend sometimes.

D: "I really, really miss [insert name of place]"

C: "Do you miss the place, or do you miss the feelings when you were there?"

D: "....."

C: "Uh-huh, consider me your emotional autocorrect from now on."

***

"That's even worse."

(On the subject of pros and cons in leaving a person.)

X: "OK, you know what, it all comes down to this. This always works for me so let me ask this to you, loud and clear, once and for all - can you live without him?"

X: "It's a quick, yes-or-no question."

Y: "I think so. Yeah."

X: "Err........ really?"

Y: "The problem is, I doubt there is anyone I can't live without." 


boom.